Closet Fairy

Our kitchen has a closet fairy. The invisible closet-door-opening spirit slips into the kitchen and opens several cabinet doors. It happens four or five times a day, at any time, even when I am in the kitchen.

My wife is the one who noticed. A fan of the orderly kitchen with closed closets, she bristles at open doors. At first we thought I did it. So I learned to close the doors. But, even as recently as this morning, I was making breakfast, and before I took the cup of tea into the bedroom for Anne, I checked to make sure I had closed the doors (I'm sure I had). But, the closet fairy had opened FIVE doors in just the few seconds it took me to get from the stove to the doorway.

If we can vanquish the Closet Fairy, then we can work on getting rid of the fairy that pulls all the blankets over to my side of the bed.