News of the Weird / Pro EditionAugust 31, 2009 (news from August 22-29)by Chuck Shepherd© 2009 by Chuck Shepherd[EDITOR'S NOTE: Yr Editor will not publish Pro Edition next week (but will return Sept. 14) (and the standard News of the Weird column never skips a week). This will not be a "vacation." I will be working furiously, shaping up yet another attempt to glide this News of the Weird