News of the Weird/Pro EditionSeptember 21, 2009(juicy and/or disturbing news from September 12-19)by Chuck Shepherd© 2009 by Chuck Shepherd. (All rights reserved. But please forward this issue to your pals.)Has Anyone Composed The Ballad of Janet Jackson's Nipple Yet?It has grown into a watershed moment for American culture: monumentally inexplicable and embarrassing yet almost perfectly