News of the Weird/Pro EditionOctober 5, 2009(ludicrous and/or disquieting news from September 26-October 3)by Chuck Shepherd© 2009 by Chuck Shepherd. (All rights reserved. But please forward this issue to your pals.)Love Will Do These Things to YouBefore Arthur David Horn met Lynette in 1988, he was a tenured professor at Colorado State, PhD in anthropology from Yale, teaching a mainstream