News of the Weird / Pro EditionAugust 24, 2009 (news from August 15-22)by Chuck Shepherd© 2009 by Chuck ShepherdIf Zombies Attack for Real, We're ToastTwo math professors in Canada modeled a zombie outbreak as a major infectious disease, to predict whether we non-necros could fight back. Not a chance, they conclude. After all, this is one "infection" that would just keep reviving itself every